Dear Bikers Doing 70 on the Toll Road

How in the hell do you not loose your mind in all that noise? I couldn't help but notice the lack of brains exploding out of your ears and I was wondering if you could bottle some of that up for me because I could sure use it the next time my kid is in one of his never-stops-talking moods.

P.S. Could you please not drive side by side right in front of that sedan there? It totally makes me think you're escorting someone important and you know when that happens there's a security detail around eyeing everyone suspiciously and that always makes me feel guilty even if I haven't done anything, well except that one thing but that was years ago, and okay that other thing but that was years ago too although not quite as many and what's the statute of limitations on that sort of thing anyway? Shit.