ARRRRGH!

It's on right now!

The second most painful thing about this whole thing (the first being this whole thing) is that Blue's Room can sneak up on you at any time. There you are, peacefully watching Blue's Clues, when BAM there it is!

Bastards.

PS What's up with The Goodbye Song? *cue In Living Color sketch* Hated it!

Why, Blue, Why?

So Milo and I were watching our beloved Blue's Clues yesterday when this monstrosity appeared on the screen.

A blue, fluffy, 3-D puppet with a goddamn friggin frackin grasp of the English language.

WHY, BLUE, WHY??

This hideous mockery of everyone's favorite blue dog exists in Blue's Room--a place where Blue can "speak to her friends".

Now, WHY, I ask you, does Blue have to turn into a nappy, groddy PUPPET in order to speak?

And! And! THERE IS NO JOE IN BLUE'S ROOM.

Every time we return from Blue's Room, Joe wonders onto the screen and goes 'Oh, there you are'.

OH, THERE YOU ARE??

Joe is not ever supposed to say OH, THERE YOU ARE unless we have been hiding from him while trying to set up his surprise birthday party!

I feel so...violated.

Don't mess with perfection, people.

I am especially glad I posted that smoking haiku because now I have a solid (roughly) date for when I quit. Which now allows me to calculate that I have been smoke free for

DRUMROLL PLEASE

Six months!!!

w00t w00t

Go me, go me.