You MAY Be Going to Hell...

...if you are the person who covered up the bottom third of my "FOUND: 2 dogs" sign with your "blah blah blah lost chihuahua blah blah blah small black old blah blah blah" sign that no one will read because the print's too small.

I have ambivalent feelings about you. On the one hand, if I had lost one of my pets I would be freaking my shit out, so if you are freaking your shit out I can understand where you're coming from, and it is not a place conducive to thinking.

On the other hand, you are just a stupid dipshit for unnecessarily covering up the all important phone number on my sign instead of taping yours up three inches southward.

In this case, I deem you too stupid and/or self-centered to pollute this planet with yourself, and ban you to the fiery pits. Or maybe just purgatory.

Either way.