Signs Your Life is Too Stressful:

1. You are actually looking forward to your cleaning appointment at the dentist's office, because you won't have to do a darn thing, someone else will do the work for once, and the only whining you'll have to hear will be that of the polishing tool.

2. As your toddler hangs off your neck choking you, you wonder, if I asphyxiate right now and pass out, will that necessarily be a bad thing?