While we're in this vein, I have a suggestion for a wonderful gift (and hey, right around Mother's Day too) for any of you moms (or dads, or parent-like figures) of moms (or dads, or any Stay at Homers).

A couple years ago for Mother's Day my own darling mother gave me this gift--a flowered card redeemable for one particularly hectic day of hair pulling when I could call her sobbing and she would come lift this most special burden from my shoulders and return him in the evening.

Ah, bliss.

I think I read the whole time. The best part was not having to consciously or subconsciously be aware 100% of the time of the little hurricane constantly swirling around the house bringing with it a wind of destruction.

Man, I love that little SOB.